“from a designer’s standpoint...” and who do you think designed the car, some random schmucks? Or maybe just maybe they too are designers and maybe just maybe they too have an idea of what they are doing. When was the last time your designing self dropped something that beautiful on us? Get out of your own ass.

Not ugly enough? Look at those tusks growing out of the headlights!

Too soon, also not funny.

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I was surprised I had to go down this far for a tay-tay reference.

I think, objectively, most people would agree.

Great review and I’ll add that it aligns well with my own experiences driving the GS for a few months and just shy of 4k miles.

Question: “What’s so unique about this German tall wagon”

Whoever wrote the rule most was most likely influenced by his cat master. It’s just one more step in their plan to take over the world.

That’s not a typo. It’s evidence of corporate espionage.

Dude, tell me that’s a parody poster and not genuine marketing from Subaru. I think I threw up a little.

Give me an AWD turbo wagon with a manual transmission and you can call me a lesbian

CBS is just rebooting everything. Hawaii Five-Oh (which will crossover I’m sure) and MacGyver (which already crossed over with Hawaii Five-Oh). SWAT (no crossovers yet). No original ideas. What’s next? Maybe Airwolf?

Youre thinking of the Forester

I hate to rain on the Element parade, but I drove one once and it was terrible. Really not stable on the highway at 65, if that is part of your commute. And no guts. So I think the purchaser needs to test drive it to see if they can live with the handling and lack of power.

How many guys named “Andrea” do you know?

I’ll bet church and dinner were interesting.

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