They hired a bunch of blind designers to fill ADA quotas. It’s better than the illiterate and deaf marketers who haven’t read or heard the criticism of the Real Actors; Not People campaigns.

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Remember the Aston Martin 2020 concept? That thing was supposed to be the FuTuRe. And now it’s almost 2020 and the real cars we’re getting are neat, but from a normal-car perspective,

That’s a troubled bridge over water.

Insert the “You call that snow? I’m from Bumblefuck, Montdakota and we get 33 feet of snow a day, 300 days a year and I’ve never seen an accident!” comment here.

As a Georgian who survived the Snowpocalypse a few years ago relatively unscathed, this story makes me grin.

Aren’t these the same people that laugh at people in the south when the same thing happens there?

*Insert southern driver in snow meme here*

Here’s a Leasehackr article on how to Lease an Encore for $135/month:

The driver pulled out his rental paperwork, confirmed he got the extra insurance, and went on to enjoy his vacation.   

On the other hand, canceling the INF Treaty means the U.S. is surrendering the legal and moral high ground.

Jesus christ. A million photos of the front end, and not a single photo of the rear!

I’m annoyed by how many of you didn’t understand the clear reference to “Sk8r Boi” in the hed...

Chevy-“Let’s accentuate the ugly face with matching stripes on the hood!”

Well, the constitution does specifically state that you must be a citizen. And I’m not sure letting foreign nationals vote is going to pass muster with the house, senate, or states. Plus if you word its as paying taxes, you’re going to exclude a lot of people!

Easy. Just designate all the not ready planes as parts planes. The sooner you admit your project car isn't going to be finished, the sooner you can get rid of it on Craigslist and move on. No time wasters, I know what I've got.