He really is... all that.

Kenan, you’re one of my all-time faves.

The King of “using old popular vehicle names to create a shittier modern version.”

His net worth is essentially his stock in Amazon. He doesn’t actually have access to nearly that amount of money. If he were to liquidate his entire position in Amazon it would have drastic effects. 

*Sees price

TWO SCOOPS

Especially if you are rolling previous loan balances into your note.

Someone told her not to worry about the car catching fire since she’d be underwater on her loan.

Wow the maintenance on that Lambo is really exhausting. 

So you’re saying it’s a coupe?

Hopefully its never tailgated by these guys.

Yep. Any other brand, I’d agree, but this is a Lexus. If this thing passes a prepurchase inspection from a good Lexus dealer, I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

A metric ton is 1,000 kilograms. Or 2,200 pounds.

CA isn’t gonna secede. Get the fuck out of here.

“Historically the world is at its most peaceful when trade is the most free.”

This reminds me of a story that I think first appeared on Deadspin where a journalist was on a private jet as part of writing an article and got some sort of digestive distress and the bathroom on the plan was actually in the main cabin with the other journalists and the only privacy was a curtain that was raised...…

Son of a bitch, I drop 70k on a Raptor and 2 months later there is a new one with Recaro seats....

That’s not fair, of course kids are being dicks street racing, but if the mother was crossing the street, regardless of the fact that she is dead, there is responsibility there. Your death does not negate your responsibility.

Oh look, two golf carts.

Looks like it’s pooping out a Dodge Challenger, head first.