“This Demon ran a little slower than its advertised quarter-mile time, which is 9.65 seconds at 140 mph.”

An alternative take on the “too cool for America” headline:

Those douchebags are doing the Lord’s work, son.

Mine’s the most reliable vehicle I’ve ever owned. Literally no issues.

They designed it after a stormtrooper helmet...so it will never hit anything.

From my experience, the only wireless controller that’s ever been worth using in competition is the Gamecube wavebird controller. That thing was perfect in response time.

The colors of ‘Merica don’t hide - what’re you, some kinda COMMIE?

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

Accord Sport anyone?

I think it looks much better with the center grill section painted and the bowtie raised a bit... looks like lots of collision shops will be getting work painting those things, like they did with Acura beaks.

The front looks bloody awful, nothing else is needed to be said.

Given the privacy warnings from US intelligence agencies about using phones made by a company that is effectively an arm of the Chinese government, are we comfortable using their laptops?

I must say, if you’d asked me to guess what sort of car Jesus would drive, a Hellcat wouldn’t have come high on my list.

It’s supposed to have LIDAR or similar sensors which detect obstacles in front of it - whether or not they’re illuminated. Part of the point of these autonomous vehicles is that they’re supposed to have better ways to detect potential problems than a human driver, and this shows that wasn’t the case.

“V8 Hemi’s performance and pulling power adequate but not exceptional” Hard to believe that we live in a day in this age where 395hp is just “adequate”

“Yeah, there might be some changes on it,” he told me...

It is disturbing how plausibly that reads as a Trump quote.

“We did a great job with the chicken tax, that’s what people are sayin’, many people, a great, great job. We’re not stopping there, (crowd chants : Lock her up!) I’m imposing tariffs on turkey, and ducks and no collusion, the best tariffs, Ivanka did so well at the Olympics (crowd chants : USA! USA!).

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.