“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Thank god for Bosley

Because when I build my fantasy car I add ALL THE OPTIONS.

This isn’t the 70's anymore people, damn.

Having worked at Gamestop for a short time, I am in no way surprised by any of this. Thanks for the heads up. I’ll never shop there again.

Wow. I remember when I used to go to Jalopnik to escape FB politics and just read about cars...

I’m currently sitting within 5 miles of USAF Global Strike Command and the ~400 warheads at Barksdale AFB.

This lame post doesnt even mention Soviet era war plans to sprinkle bio weapons on population centers AFTER the nuclear bombs to eliminate survivors.

Here’s What Will Happen When If A Nuclear War Breaks Out

wait...what? I just want to make sure Im hearing what I think: you think we had a nuclear inventory when we dropped fat man and little boy?

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

Why get this when you can get a new Mustang that drives through pedestrians? Everyone knows it’s a lot quicker to go through than around.