wait...what? I just want to make sure Im hearing what I think: you think we had a nuclear inventory when we dropped fat man and little boy?

Plot-holes.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

In other words:

Because

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Why get this when you can get a new Mustang that drives through pedestrians? Everyone knows it’s a lot quicker to go through than around.

I really only voted CP for one reason. Rust and corrosion. I can just see it seething under the paint from the photos. Imagine in person.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

Does anyone actually read the drivel posted here anymore as “a news story” or are you like me and just stopping at the gratuitous snark smugness at paragraph 2 and skipping to the bottom to read comments?

What do you mean you people?

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It would be a pain in the ass to offload that much gold flake. You need a buyer who would charge a massive premium because it’s both stolen and not in some sort of certified bouillon form.

You know I was inclined to give some credibility to your statement until “Obama saves country” part emerged.

obligatory clip; oh and I’d say CP on this granturismo, depreciation isn’t done with her yet, I’d wait these out till they hit $25k, for comp this ‘08 GT sold for a hair over $30k.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

How about when you reach the gate, they club you over the head with a blackjack then they stack you like cordwood, bound and gagged, until you reach your destination. Then, for a small fee, they revive you with smelling salts.

Let’s see your entry in the Guiness Book of World Records.