I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

It happened because you jerked it too many times as a teenager.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my coffee mugs as well as my vehicles.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my…

Time can neither slow down nor speed up, my friend. We’re all on the same thread, cruising through the universe, man.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

Did anyone else have to read what the hackers wrote in a very racist Asian accent?

Hate to play bad cop here, but where’s the part about the money spent on clutch changes? Looking at a few hundred in parts alone and a day shot doing it, but I’m pretty sure 90% of owners will pay to have someone else do it and it will set them back around $2000 a pop at the dealer. Seeing as how most Mustang owners…

The cover on the front is to prevent it from seeing pedestrians and attacking them, right?

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

that’s pretty much me after eating taco bell

You win the gold medal for scorching hot takes!

Actually, Obama still runs the nation, so...

Clearly ready for anything with that gladiator gear.

Carmax still has e60's

Hate to break it to you, but this is a Rapide. It has the same crease at the end and the same wheels.

So Wikileaks was cool when they’re taking down Bush and the Republicans, but when they do the same to Clinton and the Democrats they’ve hit rock bottom?

First, thanks for pointing it out.

Ive officially found the filming mode worse than a vertical iPhone.

Porsche be like:

If your girlfriend thinks lines like, “Stay on target,” “Lock S-foils in attack position,” and “Enemy fighters coming your way,” are innuendo, I don’t see how she’s able to function on a day-to-day basis in society.