Well, it is the same platform as the Firebird...

Just make sure Chris Pratt can’t fall in the pit.

You know, his father is right. We do need to have a discussion about alcohol and campus culture.

you just don’t understand art. MAN!

That’s how alissa gets around without a car

As a fun* way to pass the time this Friday afternoon, you can try to rearrange the words of this headline into something that makes a little more sense. I came up with:

I’m in my 30's and remember playing a Call of Duty game with my nephew and niece ages 11 and 9 at the time. They lit me the fuck up and that’s when I knew I was officially old. Little bastards.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this is probably the case? it’d take a lot to get a bro to scrape up his pickup.

They don’t seem to be doing very much passing. Most all road rage is two people being assholes, and one winning. The loser plays the victim.

Pi is an easter egg.

Pi is an easter egg.

I’d also prefer an old Kia.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

It’s a 996.

It is the emoji people use to signify a phallus.

The word “million” decided to take a bathroom break. It’s now back in the game.

Sure, but now it looks like there is a giant clutch disc blocking the way. Thanks Obama.

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

Since when do you need to be able to “back it up?”