Never lift!! (Your fingers off the keyboard)

Holy run on sentence, batman!

The Xenon thrusters will also tend to blind oncoming satellites, prompting them to flash their own thrusters in retaliation, which could potentially set off a “Space Rage” War.

I didn’t vote for it. Everyone else did. You quarrel is with them, good sir.

The BMW Z8. I saw this one yesterday, and given its rarity, astonishing beauty, and BMWs prowess for making “the ultimate driving machine”, this should’ve been one of the all-time great sports cars. Instead, it was too loose and floppy to be a corner carver, and too rigid and aggressive to be a GT cruiser.

The Delorean DMC-12. Brilliant design for the time, super cool looking, and made of freaking stainless steel. From the outward appearance, the recipe for an amazing sports car. And... powered by a 130hp PRV V6. That plus bad timing with an auto market slump doomed it, and John DeLorean’s legal troubles while trying to…

“...they will be eligible for 13 to 26 weeks of supplemental pay as well as unemployment, which will have them making nearly 75 percent of their salary.”

The picture shows a second gen, but the first gen’s looks the same. I made mine better:

Chrysler Crossfire, not actually a bad car mind you as it is basically an SLK, in fact I work with someone who owned a mid ‘00s SLK and now a brand new SLK, both with metal folding roofs and bought a crossfire for their winter beater... but still the pop up spoiler was a bit out of place on a Chrysler

To give a bit of connection to Jalopnik: do you know Honeywell Turbo Technologies? You might them know as Garrett Engine Boosting Systems. Yes, that Garrett.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Quad turbo V12? I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired to the luxury division of my imaginary car company.

When I listen to Vanilla Ice and want a Fox Body 5.0 Convertible.

This song makes me want to buy an 84 Z28 with louvers and T-Tops

Ironically nowadays it would work really well as an all-electric concept; its so much simpler to put an electric motor at each wheel, making it possible to run each in a different direction and at a different speed, than it is to put two IC engines in and push the power through shafts and differentials. Build it…

Disgusting, unacceptable, reckless, I don’t even know where to start. I guess having it on video makes it okay? What if someone imitates it? How are you going to explain that? The Versa should never have been a sedan.

It’ll still carry some douchecanoes though, and that’s the main point with this car.

The only suitable analogy to be made between the anti-vaxxers and cars is to equate them to the people who used to refuse to wear seatbelts because they were certain - despite all evidence against it, including films such as Red Asphalt and Signal 30 - that it is safer to be thrown from a wreck than to be contained…