You'd know what happened next if you followed me on Twitter, because I posted a picture of the aftermath. But basically: the car started right up. The transmission fault disappeared. But the check engine light stayed illuminated, proving yet again that my automobile of choice is approximately as reliable as a motion…

One nit pick. You should be saying shortest instead of tallest. 3.73 gears are taller than 4.10s.

OMG EVERYONE PLAY IT AT 2X SPEED!

Vote: Moto X

Watch it again closely. It appears pushing the umpire was merely one part of the master plan to hit the other player in the nuts. Russians play the long game.

Check the brakes. No. 1 if you ask me. You can still live if your oil isn't perfect. You'll die if your brakes are bad.

look what ya did, ya little jerk!

Hey don't know if you got the update but these guys were arrested. One was drunk the other was wanted by the police. Definitely scary stuff though. http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showpos…

That looks like a bored hockey goalie with a chainsaw arm...

Phil Collins can do no wrong, shut your awful mouth.

SO GOOD IT HURTS.

Iowa has a fantastic gravel road network. Almost the entire state is covered in a 1-mile square grid of gravel roads. They did it this way (instead of having many blacktopped backroads like other states) because farm equipment is too damaging on paved surfaces and the upkeep cost would be ridiculously high.

"Remem....remem....do you remember that one time...when...uh....do you remember that one time when I gave that big trophy to that baseball guy?

You also have to own the ferrari of salmon and the ferrari of sardines, then *maybe* they'll invite you to buy the ferrari of tuna

Naturally...

Driver is not even driving on the road. Why does the walker back up instead of running forward? And, most importantly, nothing good can happen if you are "hanging out" at 4AM.

And why aren't UK owners getting any compensation at all? That seems strange to me.

Shock? Maybe? I know I don't move very fast after dropping a deuce.