You're amazing, more people need to share these values you hold. If only...

I am fucking AMAZED by the guys that do this. I can't even wrap my head around it, it's like we're a fundamentally different species. My dick and I get along great and we have pretty high opinions of one another (well, I assume the well regard is reciprocated) but it has never once in my entire life occurred to me to…

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

Still not as terrifying as Rejuvenique

No only the actual post can.

He is a COMPLETE CATCH. Do not forget.

Your arms put Michelle Obama's to shame. WOW girl!

They just seem oddly specific to me

I would just like to state that I have read this entire ad.

Seriously. If NOTHING else turned me off to this guy's post, his abuse of punctuation would do it.

DO NOT ASK HIM BEFOREHAND. Honestly, it's right there in the FAQ.

I seriously think this is possibly a generous estimate.

Doesn't FAQ mean FREQUENTLY asked? I doubt any of these qualify!

But would you "buy" him the way you "drive" a car? What if "you" are just "argumentative" which we know is unattractive in women? Maybe your "parents" haven't explained to "you" how a 99% top-quality "man" operates. He's just on "a" different "plane" from us pleebs.

Huh. I was wondering why there seemed to be a shortage of quotation marks lately.

"I'm in my 30's (Between 30-39)"

I get the feeling that some people really regret the fact that you aren't able to buy wives the way you'd pick out a car or computer.

::sigh::

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