“Politically Correct” also means “diplomatic” or “respectful.” It’s important to always keep that in mind when someone is trying to boast that they aren’t “PC” and never will be

Ordinarily, my instinct would be to deny anyone who uses the term “snowflake,” but this substitution is truly bullshit. Asking for substitutions in a soup or stew is some next-level lousy customering.

I grew up in the same neighborhood, going to the same school, as a male cousin my same age. We were best friends from birth until graduation, like siblings who looked nothing alike. The amount of adults who would see us playing and make cracks before my mother or aunt could pipe in “They’re cousins!” was awful and I…

The CEO of little Caesars paid Rosa parks rent for her entire life. Little C's is okay with me.

There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

Okay, but like, this is an actual quote from Curvy Wife Guy:

Topo Chico. Perfect amount of carbonation and the taste has just the right bite.

Topo Chico. Perfect amount of carbonation and the taste has just the right bite.

I am furious at Oscar Isaac for wasting his hotness on this maudlin crying porn. He’s going to have to do a lot of making out with John Boyega if he expects my forgiveness.

Really, with the picture? It’s one step up from the “headless fatty” pics used to dehumanize fat people all the time in the media.

There’s never anything convenient about deciding that you’re going to go through the public ridicule, doubt, and disdain that comes with reporting sexual assault.

Why are you okay with all of Trump’s lies, both as a candidate and as president?

It’s based on the comic book series that has some truly great artwork! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilling_Adventures_of_Sabrina

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

Subway was my savior as a baby undergrad - the ‘veggie delite’, while not very good, was a way to get a big pile of vegetables into my belly very conveniently and very cheaply (6" used to be 2.99$!) I don’t know anybody who goes to Subway because they love it - the convenience and cheapness is key. I’m not interested…

We don't make prison rape jokes anymore, grandpa. 

Shredded lettuce is the best for a sandwich. I hate pulling a big old lettuce leaf out with my teeth while trying to enjoy a sandwich. 

You mean the investigation performed by the legal firm that represents his wife’s family? Oh yeah, that’s real impartial.

Yes, AMC “investigations” of “will we lose more money to keep Hardwick or to get rid of him” 

I think asking is really sweet/sexy, plus makes sure everyone’s on the same page. But I’m old (34), and have been in a relationship for over a decade and no one asked back when we got together so I dunno. 

And yet - atheist that I am - I would make the argument that what separates the ‘axial’ religions - Judaism, Buddhism, Christianity, and Islam - is that at their best, in their foundations, they ultimately focus on us getting on with one another, engaging each other, being kind to one another. Scientology seems more…