Also Santa Claus is white and black people deserve to be brutally killed by police and women who are sexually harassed and assaulted are probably asking for it. Gotta leave it at that. We’ll be right back and our next segment will include a prolonged discussion of high waisted jeans.

So jealous! Do you have more fun details you can share?

I will never understand this dude’s popularity with women. The man basically kept a creepy babe-zoo in his house and only supported ‘women’s empowerment’ as long as it fit his idea of women being naked and not being ~prudes~ about it. If literally any other man did this, would we applaud him for being an ‘icon’?

Thank you for your pedantry. You really set the record straight. Thank you for your extremely useful contribution. Please let the record show that my pedantic friend here is correct.

Boats are the cars of the sea

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.…

Not in recovery, but I grew up around people that should have been and I have some anxiety about being overly intoxicated. I get really embarrassed and upset when I get fucked up, and the idea of being dosed against my will is upsetting. Also? These people are AT WORK. Considering this is the directorial debut of…

That is really, really fucked up that they gave her the real thing without telling her/asking for permission.

They never said anything remotely as over the top idiotic as Trump and you know it. Neither has ever called for an entire country to be destroyed because of the megalomania of their leader. Obama and Clinton understand diplomacy, unlike the orange clown who is so used to people doing whatever he said because he paid…

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

As a former resident of both Chicago and New York: I concur. New York Bendy Triangle Pizza and Chicago Deep Dish Pizza are two separate foods. People who try to pit them against each other are being dumb. Just eat it, enjoy it, and shut the fuck up.

No, no, we don’t have sparkles. We just have red shirts, in all different sizes, usually in a box that you have to dig through to find the one that fits.

1. Actors/actresses aren’t making hundreds of millions for a couple months of work. Here’s the top earning actors/actresses from 2016.

Here’s real courage and generosity. They’re going to get slammed for this, but they’re doing it anyway because it’s right.

“Protests are confrontational, they’re chaotic, they scare people. I believe there’s a better way to express yourselves.”

It cannot be understated the degree to which Calvin’s theology fucked up Christianity and western civilization in general.

Those prosperity gospel believers defending Osteen are the same folks who are still waiting for trickle down to kick in for them.

Well if there’s one thing I pull out before chopping an onion, it’s a microscope.