My man spent about 2 seconds worrying about how it could make me orgasm more efficiently than he could. Then he tried it. Weeks later I had to buy myself a new one because he basically stole it. Still cracks me up.
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I don’t get the folks who don’t want their partner to enjoy it. More orgasms > less orgasms...
I’d add, don’t fuck a Republican guy, ladies and your chances of getting off will be incrementally greater*
Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?
I don’t want to get too graphic here, but, perhaps if we glued his asshole shut, he would stop spewing stupid shit, and, he might possibly get a clue about what that kind of back log would feel like, the damage it would do to internal systems, and what will happen when the dam breaks.
awesome. i love taking away the stigma around talking about money, especially for women
Honestly? Decoration.
The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.
I’d be happy to donate my collection of button hooks, knitting needles, and turpentine bottles.
that sounds like hard work way above my pay grade
“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”
Man, what the fuck. Between Jenna Jameson yesterday and Pamela Anderson today, I’m beginning to wonder if people who have suffered sexual abuse as young children/teens are in need of much more help and support from their country, political leaders and society in terms of laws and healthcare?! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.
Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?
That sounds a lot like my father in law. He buys things at auction or at consignment shops for sport, and gets a thrill talking the seller down off the already cheap sticker price. He once came home with a boat - that had a significant hole and couldn’t float. We told him he was an idiot, but he just kept saying, “But…
Curious, have you ever stumbled on the Children of Hoarders website? I used to read their forums like crazy, about ten years ago - it was really useful for me.
They were warned. It was explained to them. Still, they persisted.
Breaking News: Racist Invites Racist Onto His Television Show.
So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.
Got it.
Having read some of the comments on the previous article…