Try this:

Maybe this is a stupid comment, but I don’t understand why they don’t just give the condemned a massive dose of morphine. A doctor could easily determine a fatal dose and the unfortunate prisoner would fall unconscious quickly.

3 am Saturday Morning.

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

The National Park Service isn’t exactly the kind of organization to be in the pocket of Donald Trump. I suspect they just really, really think it’ll be a logistical nightmare because of how much work will have gone into making the inauguration run smoothly, then having to turn around and make sure everything is…

He’s a great music enthusiast, actually. He’s a great music enthusiast.

I absolutely detest that Alex Jones gained enough traction that I now know who he is. Anything he doesn’t want to believe is “fake”. NYMag had a heartbreaking piece today about a former Alex Jones listener whose son was killed in Newtown. And as a grieving parent has been trying to convince Jones and other hoax-ers…

In September, 32 girls in Chicago went on a religious retreat together. By November, their text message chain was riddled with racial slurs that got five of them suspended or expelled from their high school

A feminist wants any woman to do whatever she wants to in her life as long as she doesn’t hurt anyone else. If a lady wants to wear a burka, let her.

Idk about atheist and feminist, but you’re definitely a troll.

Seriously? Commenters ARE horrible quite a lot of the time—even here. Can you really blame her?

How long have you been carrying that chip on your shoulder? It seems heavy.

She should document the fact that he told her to delete the emails, and keep copies of them anyway. By the way, there are a lot of ways to get deleted emails back.

For any Jezzies in the DC area, please consider coming out and supporting Comet. My family was there Saturday, less than 24-hours before this idiot walked in with an AR-15 assault rifle. We were with friends and their child, supporting this beloved local business...and now we will be going there every damn week to…

correct. a ridiculous misunderstanding between your concept of consent and reality.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

I don’t know how but I both agree with you, yet still can’t see this as a terrible idea. Awareness is a cop-out so often, but so is assuming everyone is just gonna be fine, despite warning signs. I dunno.

I confess I didn’t. I was too horrified about the defacing of the table in the library. I suck at “awareness,” I guess.

You know....I don’t think I love this. Who is this aimed toward — teachers? Do we think teachers don’t try to intervene with troubled kids? Students? There were students interacting with this kid, and anyway, asking students to police the behavior of “creepy loner weirdos” is how you get bullying. (And I mean, say you…

I am really happy they didn’t go the route of ‘boy gets rejected by girl, then plans shooting because of said rejection’.