This does not negate her absolute lack of professionalism which will result in her being fired.

Didn’t read the article? The boss changed the dress code after the fact because they didn’t want pony tails or head scarves.

I feel very disconnected sometimes because I don’t know anyone first hand whose life has gotten worse during Obama’s presidency (barring personal problems.) I cannot and will not lay the scourge of violence, by police, against police or by acts of terrorism at his feet. Many of our threats are “homegrown” and the…

because they are insinuating that her laugh is too loud, too aggressive, too much and she should be relegated to tiny giggles behind her hand like a good, docile woman would. I mean, can you believe her audacity to actually laugh her real laugh??

“Judge Wants At Least 37 Non-Political Pieces of Flair Per Attorney, 11 of Which Must Support the Iggles”

Peter Thiel is secretly funding the lawsuits.

HOW MUCH DID SHILLARY PAY YOU FOR THIS FAVORABLE COVERAGE?!?!

THAT IS WHAT YOU TOOK AWAY FROM THIS STORY?!

This movie was at 11:50am on a Saturday. If you wish to avoid children at the movie theatre, a weekend matinee might not be the best time to attend.

SCAN is actually an anagram for Sandy-colored African nomad, which is ironic because lions are typical pack animals. It’s funny!

A lion getting a CAT scan. Way to bury the lede.

Diana Ross and Digimon is where it’s at.

What a catch.

You suck

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

Dammit. Do you suppose the reason this joke isn’t doing well is because people think I’m saying Captain Marvel isn’t Kree?

She’s part Kree.

I want Kamala Khan SO BAD... I should probably start tweeting my undying support for a Ms. Marvel appearance.

It’s Hollywood’s fault. They have a long history of under-serving the Kree community.

Ugh, another tired nod to the SJW’s. Of course just like we need a black Heimdall and a hispanic Spiderman we have to have a woman playing Captain Marvel who isn’t even an actual Kree.