Muslims in the middle east have been executed in large numbers by other Muslim. Guess what Donny? People are being executed in large numbers and that’s why there are refugees!

Later:

“To be clear, this is not a Muslim ban, as the media is falsely reporting,”

It features an orange clownfish...he probably just thought the movie was about him. And got excited when Bannon told him it starred a lesbian.

Hey, do you guys remember the Arab spring, when protests we erupting all over the Middle East due to their displeasure of their dictators? Who would have guessed that same shit would happen here less then a decade later.

My bestie is adopted. There are blessings to it, but also really big challenges. It’s hard being an adopted kid, even when your home life is absolutely ideal (and where/when has that ever happened in the history of time?). Other close friends are trying to adopt right now, so I’m watching the whole thing play out from…

Sigh...of course it was Chick-Fil-A.

While as far as I’m concerned the sooner these shits die of tertiary syphilis the better, I don’t want their sexual partners similarly infected, so GO TO PP, DOUCHEBAGS.

It’s probably too late to abort them?

“Thanks, but I don’t need any abortions.”

Nobody’s killing babies. Get a grip.

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

We’re now the country that no other country knows what it’s doing.

I’m surprised he didn’t mention the crowd size at his inauguration, or his standing-ovation at the CIA. Progress!

Mayors should be clear. If Trump attacks their city and threatens to strike federal funds for protecting their own citizens, then the city will not provide any form of police protection for a Trump visit. After all, they need to save that money now.

Truth.

Can I just say bravo to the Jez team? You’ve been cranking out the non-stop coverage over the last week. Thank you.