Setting his views aside, his goddamn name: Jeffrey Beuregard Sessions III, even SOUNDS like he’s a fucking plantation owner in the Antebellum South.

“I don’t recall having said that.”

Wasn’t me

Is this fool really using the Shaggy defense?!

As if they give a shit about that.

I also have Planned Parenthood as my designated donation recipient for Amazon Smile. Every little bit counts.

I got mine last month- and of the $700+ bill, all but $7 was covered. Thanks Obamacare! No, seriously, THANKS.

That’s basically why I don’t have children. Well, one of the reasons... :(

sounds about right - who’d want to bring children into this world?

Ugh, Afflecks.

I have a neighbor with an “Invisible Fence” sign on his...fence. I think I’m going to ask him about these movies.

His incessant need to brag about how he and everything to do with him is just the best or “record-setting” or whatever is absolutely breathtaking. I can totally believe the most important thing in his mind right now is putting on a good show at the inauguration. Not, you know, solving any of the nation’s problems or…

Life would be so much easier...

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

Your logic has no place here.

Why would all of the celebrities coming to DC purchase their dresses in the city? I mean, most of them probably live in places like NYC and LA; wouldn’t they purchase their dresses in their hometowns, and then bring them to DC? Some many questions....

When somebody murders someone in cold blood, its pretty easy to lose empathy for that person.

I wish Shiloh Quine had had some empathy for Shahid Ali Baig and his family.