Did my wedding at a zoo. At the end of the daytime reception, they brought out popcorn and cotton candy for people to take with them as they (and any children of theirs) walked around the zoo for the rest of the day. That was a huge hit with our families and friends.

Yes, you are the only one.

I don’t know, it seems weird to me. I need time to process...

2016 has no chill.

There’s still 6 days for 2016 to get in as many more nut shots as it can.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

If 2016 could just stop, that would be great.

Scuse me dear, but perhaps you are forgetting domestic terrorism aimed at Planned Parenthood? Assassinations, spree kills, fires. That’s not Muslims.

I am a world class grudge holder because I have to be. I spent many years forgiving and getting treated poorly again and again by the same people. I’m done. It also helps that not a single person that has ever been awful has apologized in any sincere fashion.

Yup. Burchard-Risch’s decision not to even apologize in court for her behavior seems to indicate she’s an asshole who also happens to be struggling with alcohol addiction.

My religion teaches me to forgive so that I can move on with my life. If I hold a grudge and I hold the hate you hold towards me against you, it’s not going to serve me well.

Having an alcohol problem doesn’t cause you to commit racist assaults though.

According to CBS, her attorney said that the woman isn’t a “lunatic” or a “racist,” but someone with an “alcohol problem.” Burchard-Risch, meanwhile, had nothing to say, either to Jama or to the court.

if they want legs, can’t they just get these guys?

No “self regulating mechanism?” Well, Jennifer Aniston said Brad was missing an “sensitivity chip.”

No. They don’t really worship god, they worship the almighty dollar.

Contrary to popular belief, Grown adults != babies.

Shouting people get kicked off flights all the time.

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

she reportedly doesn’t have a computer, but uses her cell phone to access the internet