YES! So what, Ina’s rich. She’s a good cook and a good TV personality. And she owns it. Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story.

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

Please, god, not yet. I’m already singing Christmas songs but let’s leave the “is Baby it’s Cold Outside about rape?” debate for after Thanksgiving.

First single title: Santa, She’s a Gooood Girl.

Robin Thicke Sings: “Rapey the Snowman, Roofie the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Other Beloved Classics.”

Right? It could practically be the cover for the Robin Thicke Christmas album that nobody wants.

It’s uncanny.

Laughing a lot but also sending you a box of rattlesnakes dosed with lsd. One of my first jobs exposed me to some of the snobbiest people I’ve ever seen and this was close in some cases. I tip well now, treat all the staff nicely, and tip well unless the person royally screws things up.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

It’s a logic sort of on par with “Because in certain situations Banks will let you have money, robbing a bank is essentially just disagreeing on the repayment terms of a loan”.

I’m not one of those women who believe rape victims are at fault because they dressed too provocatively or misled some randy guy into thinking it was his lucky night.

Yeah at that point the Tranquil Ocean Sounds machine in my brain that keeps my head from exploding turned the volume to 11 and I checked the fuck out.

I’ll never understand how some women can hate other women so much.

You know what happens after the “but”: contradiction.

Oh well fuck this prissy bitch.

It’s almost as if Gawker has a vested interest in cherry-picking stories than conform to their agenda. Nah, I'm sure it's just that human beings who work for uber are somehow inherently more violent than human beings who work for all other companies. Because that makes sense.

I’ve been sexually harassed by many, many cabbies over the years. Usually it’s harmless but still gross and unwanted, especially seeing as I’m paying for a service. My sister was harassed by a guy driving a cab from a big cab company, but he wasn’t the guy licensed to be driving it, it was his brother or something.…