Came here for the shirtless lumberjack in red suspenders. Didn't leave dissapointed.

I’m shocked, *shocked* Tennessee isn’t at the top of this list.

I dunno, if I had to choose between two guys with no experience and one guy with 20 years of kicking everyone else's ass in everything, I think I'd go with that guy!

This.

Agree. In today’s day and age where everyone needs an explanation for everything, saying “it was just an unfortunate accident” is sadly becoming less and less acceptable.

My B5 S4. Oh let me count the ways.

Came for this. Was not disappointed!

Winnar. Even has free nationwide shipping in the buy it now!

Gawd damn does that thing PULL!! Off the line was a bit disappointing but them from 70 to 100+ ... Good lord!

This is the kind of stupid shit that will get you killed one day, either on purpose from someone with a gun or on accident when he scares the bejesus out of someone and the jerk the wheel in reflex.

/end thread.

I want a TDI so bad because of all this. I’d even spring for a vanity plate:

I prefer tender, succulent tuna-safe dolphin:

What TDI owner needs to do:

I should also note the $13,000.00 DCT behind it has a similar, but not quite as intense effect.

Depends on the original country of origin of the car that said seized engine is in. If it’s from, say, Germany, your best bet is to remove your pants, separate your butt cheeks, and coat your most valuable asset, your anal virginity, in this:

This article is JDM tyte yO!

Volvo 4.4L V8 in the XC90.

Thank you for this article. As a former mk1 22Quattro TT owner, I loved mine, and the rap they got always annoyed me.

I’m so glad someone else feels the same. I thought maybe I had missed something as I was the only person I know of who wasn’t in love with the Cayman!