“As an American soccer fan..” sounds like something that should be confessed in a group seated in a ring of folding chairs, eating stale cookies, drinking weak coffee, and fiending for a cigarette.

$10 that tomorrow’s NYP back cover is “CAST AWAY!!!”

I look forward to seeing him get roasted over and over again in a Cowboys uniform for $8mil next season.

Kate Dries is right: Jimmy Johns is butt and anyone who likes it should be ashamed of themselves. Even as a person that is okay with mayonnaise I can’t fathom how people can love Jimmy Johns. It’s bland-ass bread with half a pint of mayonnaise inside. Supposedly they put meat in there but good luck tasting it. Maybe…

Heroes Reborn not being mentioned and not decisively winning the “worst” list is a travesty. At least the other shows had a plot, characters with motivation, acting, a budget, and nearly anything else that makes a show work. Heroes Reborn lacked pretty much anything positive.

Thats because the Empire was the good guys fighting against a bunch of religious fanatics.. Not sure why people dont see that.

Or...

Everyone has their own dreams for what to do with that kind of money.

“If anyone can get me a job as a Wall Street strategist please let me know.”

“I wouldn’t shit in one of United Airlines overhead bins.”

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

Dolores will accidentally take two dates to the same dance, hilarity will ensue.

In a very important episode, Maeve will carry weed for a friend but will get caught by her parents, and Maeve will call out her dad for catching him smoking.

Teddy will cheat on a Westworld turing test and get a prestigious scholarship…

Yankees fans aren’t even clean of the last years of A-Rod’s bust of a contract and they’re already looking forward to another one. Y’all are something else.

Is it not blatantly obvious that CNN bought Beme not for the property, but for the talent? Kind of got the feeling from the article that this wasn’t clear to the author.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

Hope he makes a quick return from the 3-day disabled list.

The Prestige TV Show Hot Take Economy is extremely bad and dumb, but so is arguing that the way that we talk about and depict our world in fiction is irrelevant and not worth talking about in general. Granted that many people do it in a way that is stupid and wearying - that doesn’t invalidate the broader principle…

Nah

I can’t really disagree with much of what you’ve said (although the specific analogy is obviously hyperbolic, and some of your examples are a huge stretch — to say that Augusta’s anti-commercialization in food and beverage isn’t genuine because Clifford Roberts invested in Coke is pretty laughable). But despite all…