I say it multiple times a day, and...yeah.

Why didn't the police believe me when I told them that I was going to give the little dork back his $20 when he demonstrated that had learned some self-defense?

To China I say: gōngxi nǐ! 恭喜你!

Sweet, always glad to hear of successful space missions, regardless of country. Now we just need a lunar colony, for no other reason than "why not?"

So the simplest answer is the most probable. The squirrel decided to take a knitting class from the art school?

Amen. Old 20th Century anachronisms like this only dissuade our daughters, girlfriends and female pals from joining this hobby or attending races. Want the women in your life to be as stoked on F1 and car shows as you? Start by nixing the grid girls, booth babes and other sexist signals that this is a "man's…

Bad-ass Katherine Legge agrees.

I have to say, as a straight man, I have no problem with grid guys. If you're gonna parade attractive, semi-naked people around, may as well please everyone, right?

See, the whole notion of grid girls is a bit problematic. It's a bit absurd to ask why there aren't more women in or interested in racing when we're still parading women about for the sole purpose of looking pretty. While that's not going to stop me from having a good time, it does give the first impression that it's…

Is it more powerful than the Mission RS? https://www.mission-motorcycles.com/rs

I would love to write a clever remark here but with today's track record, I'd just screw it up.

Yeah, that we can't afford health care.

Or you know, robots versus humans.

Here is what I worry my conquests are thinking while I'm whacking them off:

Terry from Reno 911 said it best: a handjob is still a job!

@JilliefromChile: I'll have you know,my circumcised weetus is moist and generally dressed up as a civil war general. Ya prejudiced bitches. how would you feel if men preferred only uncircumcised women? this is Jezebel Sudan, right?

Well now you're just repeating content from a few weeks ago.

Hand jobs are great, because I can totallly watch TV while I'm doing it. Just make a few random comments, and he won't know a thing.

I know I should hate on you because I'm a humorless bitch, but I agree. Zounds! What to do?! Should I stop giving hand jobs out of spite?

The day I get a proper fingerfuck will be the day I will polish your knob. Seriously - it seems like a good fingerbang is a lost art form.