Oh god that is driving me crazy. Vertical video is bad enough, but then you have your black bars sway and wiggle? AHHHHHHHH

Once I took a field trip to an ice cream dairy. Wooshing machines, giant tubs of churning cream, waterfalls of chocolate and fruit syrups, everyone in smocks and safety goggles, it was magical. Also, we all got to eat ice cream.

Haha that one totally worked on me. I swear it was like "wait, did we move in together? How long have you not had your own place?"

I love my Ouya! As a broke-ass single dad, I didn't have the money or, frankly, time, to invest in a real console. My Ouya basically acts as a media center - netflix and pandora are the two most-opened apps - with the occasional fun game thrown in. And there are (finally) some really good ones too - Towerfall, Endless…

That was a couple firmware updates ago, lag isn't a problem anymore. I think what has caused so much backlash is the state the Ouya shipped in—it was almost unusable. These days it's a whole lot better, some great games, but I wonder if it's too late to win back consumer support now.

Into their new stuff? I feel like undun is one of the best albums ever released but can't get anyone to agree with me.

These seem fine. Stop being so spoiled, white people.

One of my dad's colleagues brought home his "Asian Wife" after a business trip. He was the sort of sneery, privleged guy you'd expect this from. The marriage lasted until the week after she got citizenship, I believe. It was pretty creepy situation, but I guess she knew what she was doing?

A man with insecurities - the kind of guy who will shed a tear watching Titanic with you, or shed a tear watching How It's Made with you, or text you at four in the morning to let you know he’s relapsed. You know, the dreamy type that wistfully stares out of car windows and also can’t cut his own meat.

Boobs are great. And slo-mo, bouncing boobs? It's like a lava-lamp of boobs.

Only in popular vote contest-winning ability tho.

Professionals don't let their emotions dictate their responses in a business situation.

HITLER WAS ELECTED

Yeah, I work as a property manager. Having dealt with human feces, graffiti, animal waste, razor blades, etc, trash in the can isn't something I can get too upset about.

Sure it is. Standard deposit is one months rent, which in this case would be over $13,000. If damages do end up being more than that, send them an invoice. It's not like this lady is cleaning anything herself.

Why is she even sending this letter in the first place? The thing to send is an itemized invoice and a bill for anything over deposit. It's only a lawsuit situation if they refuse to pay for damages, which doesn't sound like the situation.

Oh yeah, shit can get real. Working as a property manager I had to clean out a place once that had human feces and razor blades all over the floors, as well as graffiti on the walls. I've only had to do maggots once, but that memory will never leave me.

TEAM TENANT.

Woah man did you completely miss the 60s?

Hi. I'm not white, I am Asian, I don't have a Tumblr, and I did once try to kill myself after being the victim of sexual and physical abuse for years. But thanks for making me throw up this morning!