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Altho, you just gave me a great idea for a very disruptive dating app.

As an uncircumcised dude, this is news to me. I mean, I get the occasional hummer, and no one has ever been like "woah, no way skin-head, I aint going near that" or reacted in any way but positively. But, would I just be drowning in them if I was cut? Would blow jobs be raining from the sky? Would I literally be

Eww! Gross! Really?!

No, but, as an uncircumcised man... that's just part of the routine. Not washing your dick would be like not brushing your teeth - just not ever okay.

You know what I'm liking? I'm liking that sentence case headline.

The fact that something is simple doesn't mean it's easy. Yes, we all process foods differently, have different metabolisms, etc. Going on a diet will often make your body conserve energy. That all changes the rate in which we burn calories. But it doesn't change the fact that using more calories than you consume will

All of this is a distraction. Eat well, exercise lots, and focus on health rather than weight. It's actually incredibly simple (not saying that makes it easy), people have been doing it for all of human history. All of this nonsense is just trying to complicate things (in order to sell stuff, mainly) and this article

The laws of thermodynamics have been disproved? Please - all that study is saying is that 'counting calories' alone isn't enough. That's because counting calories only focuses on the 'calories in' part of the equation and not the 'calories out' part, which is affected by diet, genetics, etc. The basic idea that the

A '95 Civic VX, the most efficient they ever got, was 43MPG. A 2013 Civic Hybrid gets 44MPG, and is way more fun to drive. Also, I think the case could persuasively be made that the fossil fuel industry is far more subsidized, in direct and indirect ways, than any alternative energy.

pics or it didn't happen

Woah ah shit, that was supposed to say "how often do you hear black people..."

Yeah, but how often do you black people talk about beards in the same reverential tones as white folk? The beard memes, festivals, etc, all pretty shockingly white.

Oh yeah, I know. It does seem like the cultural obsession with beards is a mainly white phenomena tho, but I was mainly joking.

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Wait what? Does it do 4-player local multiplayer? Have I missed something here?

Agreed. If this could run google docs and voice, I'd be all over it. But since it can't, it is literally useless to me as my work is all about the goog :/

This article is about the virtual components of real relationships, not virtual relationships. Like, the games and media you shared with a real life boy/girlfriend, and how to deal with that.

My three year old loves his! I don't know if the make them for adults, however.

Oh, sorry. I was prejudiced from the thousands of people yelling about irregardless.

Okay bye! See you in the lake!