The eradication of poverty.

Um, not to piss on the parade here, but it's not just Verizon. The government records every single phone call and email. This has been reported for a while, but no one seems to care for some reason. See:

Haha, yeah. Poor choice of words? Inability to see header images? Anyway, the doctors I've seen have all been middle aged...

Okay, I'd be the first to admit I'm not the world's biggest Dr Who fan, having only seen a handful of episodes. But if the doctor can be any form, isn't it kinda weird that he is always a middle aged white man? I feel like mixing it up a bit could only help.

Do you love apps? I honestly don't and for me the surface is absolutely perfect. Better design and better made than an iPad, with an operating system that is light years ahead. Also, it comes with office and a keyboard, so you can be somewhat productive if that's your thing. That being said, the ecosystem, while…

These puns have gone from clever to forced, and i just wanted to get in before we go all the way to imaginary.

Can't tell if you're still joking or actually a terrible person o.O

Also, Greece leads the world in per capita plastic surgery. ROK only leads if you include non-surgical procedures. Maaaaybe check the actual survey, instead of relying on the Daily Mail ;)

Yes, unlike the stunning display of natural, unaltered beauty and diversity that is the Miss America pageant.

Listen, dude, say whatever you like. But you should probably be aware that you are literally quoting a 70 year old racist dipshit right now.

Portable phoneputers.

How could you forget to mention the greatest of them all, Gawker Dating?

By getting throat punched?

Gah! Why won't my butt dance GIF embed?

Me, pictured:

You can, it supports standard USB drives. Pop a half terabyte in there if ya want.

I heard that was a software issue that would be fixed by launch? I sure hope so, since I preordered. Haha, if not $100 for a streaming media box isn't too bad since I don't really have a device other than my laptop that fills that niche now.

So excited. For $100, XMBC, Netflix, original indie games, solid ports, and the entire back catalog of 8-64 bit gaming to emulate? Sure, it's not a PS4, but comon.

Haha, let's like call a business, and pretend we're a customer, and see how much time we can get them to waste. Oh man, MTV is gonna love this.

Now comon, this makes sense. You ladies have forgotten, what with the twitter raves this and tramp tattoos that, what a nice normal guy really wants. Sure, the butt dances and media internships are fine, but you're not gonna be young and hot forever you know, and anyway you're probably just gonna attract black dudes…