carnations
Carnations
carnations

Hey, that's the State Sen. from my town! LOGAN RULES! Even tho we elected this dweeb (I didn't vote for him, lord).

There's a whole circle of Mormon feminist blogs that would beg to differ.

All I heard was "Guys Rock!" and then a whole lotta blah blah woman talk. Bro out, bro. Steak and boobs!

Eh, I've had some sex that left me exhausted and was definitely equal to any other intense hour-or-so workout. But yeah, most sex, not really gonna work off the second plate of nachos.

I take it you have never been a male. Blue balls are completely real. Now, using that to try to force someone to have sex with you? Obviously bullshit. But the fact that your balls hurt like shit after being aroused for a long time and not coming? Unfortunately real.

More importantly, how do you get aroused by a mannequin? Is that a real thing?

Shit, I feel like I can't congratulate without a good pun. Uhhh.... you soda served this!

"Chinese" isn't a race either. There's Han, Hakah, Mongolian, and many other races that live in historical/present day China, all with different skin colors, bone structures, etc. Some of them are quite pale! Yet, you can be racist against Chinese people. Isn't that weird?

DUMB RACIAL STEREOTYPES ARE NOT RACIST PEOPLE. Jesus, what's wrong with you people? Next you're gonna tell me I have to drop my absolutely hilarious "no tickee no washee" act.

Oh yeah, you're being way more careful and nuanced than I would be here. Props for that. My article on the subject would involve considerably more cuss-words and bomb throwing.

Woah, is that something we are supposed to be afraid to admit?

"Perpetuating positive stereotypes is not as bad as perpetuating negative ones, but it's still a systemic problem that warrants examination" comes pretty close. I'm not sure why you'd want to back off that tho, since this ad is clearly and unambiguously racist.

Yeah, I just kinda figured that went without saying, as shitty as that is.

I can't load replies right now, so I'm going in blind. But as a fellow straight cis male, all hormoned up the brim, I get what you're saying! Why, just today, I saw a lovely young lady walking by. And I—completely involuntarily—noticed that she was gorgeous! This kinda punk-snarl attitude, rocking a skirt and leggings

In brighter news, I now feel much better about my messy-but-not-disgusting apartment. No mold! I must be super fuckable.

Personally, I occasionally find myself absentmindedly trying to pinch or swipe my decidedly non-touch laptop screen.

That being said, nothing wrong with a harmless kink, so long as you don't let it blind you to the very serious issues of sexism and privilege being discussed.. Check Craigslist ;)

Hello, fellow dude. I was one molested by a trucker. It's not as much fun as you're picturing.

Judging from door height, I would say that is an 8' garage. 7 might be pushing it.

SAVE THE CRABS. End genocidal pubic deforestation now! Wax is murder!