Start with 100 miles, not 3,000?

Sure. Kennedy will write the majority opinion striking down DOMA, siding with the libs because he wants to be on the right side of history. That's the short version.

Yeah, I feel like he might just be more of a confrontational asshole desperately trying to make up for his lack of creative ability than a real misogynist, but what do I know?

If he, or anyone else, ever contacts you again about this, if I were you I'd call the police and have them arrested for possession of child porn.

Oh yeah! Forgot about that. Quick question, if anyone knows the answer off the top of their head: I'm not totally sold on Win8, but for $15 what's there to lose? That said, if I don't like it, can I just downgrade back to Win7 with the same serial? Or will that not work after I upgrade?

Yeah, but it's just minor server upgrades and a new ad platform. It's a service patch, not Windows 8.

Man, this sucks. I mean, Newsweek has been crap for a while, but at one point in time it was so damn good. Even three years ago, they were doing better international coverage than any other weekly; reporting from inside the Taliban, for instance. But lets not pretend for a second that this is due to anything other…

AHHH CHINA EVIL COMMUNIST TERRORIST BASTARDS!!!! TAKIN UR JOBS N STEALING IDEAS N KNOCKSOFFS! AND our number one trading partner, strong military ally, and rapidly modernizing with strong grassroots reforms after dealing with fucked up colonial legacies and equally fucked cult-of-personality leadership floated by…

Man, gonna have to disagree. Sure, songs should be "colored" - some should have more bass, some should have piercing highs, some should be all muddled and lo-fi. But's that should come from the artist, from the recording and mixing and instruments, not from my headphones. Flat FTW.

Finally, someone explains this election in language I can understand! This hip and literate artist has really reached me, the low-information youth demographic.

Nah, you can do it for sure. But maybe have a friend help or show you how? I wouldn't have wanted to do my first job just from YouTube videos.

Tell me about it. My boys clown, but what can you do?

Yeah right. Have you ever heard anyone talk about Chris Christie? Male politicians are required at all times to have their faces freshly shaven, their hair short and perfectly gelled, and to never wear anything but tailored suits. You think Colin Powell could have gotten away with a ponytail? I agree it's total…

Yo, since everyone is apparently still confused about this, what makes this a poem and not a short story is the intent of the author. As in, the poet called it a poem, and published it in a book of poetry, and thus it was.

Wow Gizmodo readers are seriously clueless about sexism. Like, almost shockingly so.

God I love smoking. Seriously, you take like a ten minute break from your day, and you actually like talk to people and chill. Meeting other smokers is great because, at least in Utah, there is a 100% chance that they are less wack then that average person. I swear smoking is the bond that holds my whole social group…

Oh, but at it's greatest, do not our facebook selves give us something to live up to? A reflection of our ideals, of who we want to be, the self that comes out of the mirror after a a few, but not too many, shots? Truly, I look forward to the day that we can embrace our inner profiles and be the person we always dream…

When was the last time you met a 6'1" girl with perfect bone structure? I mean I'm glad the fashion industry is diversifying but lets not pretend this is any more accurate of a standard.

To be fair though, I think it's safe to say that his idea that women can't enjoy sex comes from his personal experience in the matter.

You are also not particularly well informed. In fact, public sector jobs have been slashed considerably since the start of the recession - the exact opposite of what you are describing. The public sector is now a much smaller part of the workforce, and the private sector has been net-positive for months. Almost 100%…