Perhaps. I’m an emotional wreck right now. He was an absolute genius and a treasure.

A show I’m not going to watch, about people I know nothing about, concerning a topic that doesn’t interest me.

She was the tiny badass from True Grit.

It’s Nicki Minaj. She can go nude if she wants.

WHO are these PEOPLE

Me too! For the clothes and the people. If Ellie didn’t caption these photos, I’d have no idea who these kids are. In fact, she could make up names for them all. Except Ansel Elgort. We share an allergy to that one, so I’m hyper-aware of his strain.

I am too old for this

Holy. Shit. I’ve been trying to figure out what to go as for Halloween this year, seeing as I will be around 23 weeks pregnant. Mystery fucking solved, thank you Laura Perlango!

I have no idea who any of these people are, but they all look horrible.

I feel like this is at least the nineteenth one of these lame parody essays I’ve seen on this exact topic, with some variation of the same title. Why does Jezebel feel this is necessary to publish.

Is this for real? This has to be a joke, right? WTF did I just read?

Here he is

I think my dog might just be a cat. She hates hugs.

that’s why i said it!!!!

If you’re inviting someone over for dinner and they’re still not interested in fucking, maybe it would be better to leave off the mind-control pasta and find someone who is into you.

please, god, someone tell me they know this book. i can’t have two horribly failed comments on kinja today.

Streganona Jones

It happened because she’s a successful, rich and amazing black woman and the racist crybabies can’t handle it.

She is a strong black woman that does things on her terms, and that scares the fuck out of a bunch of racist, sexist neckbeards who see her out there enjoying herself and feel confused tingling in tiny, unused parts of their bodies they haven’t seen in years.

I mean, we have our answer right there.