Hey, you don’t know his life. Maybe he’s really, really, really fragile. Imagine the struggle to breathe when he tries to have sex with a 136 lb woman! Oh man, I’m feeling claustrophobic just thinking about it.

If you are truly 6’2” and 180lbs, you can fucking handle it, bro.

Excuse me who do you think you are??!?!?!?!?!?!

True fact. Those men aren’t looking to explore their sexuality in ways prohibited by the person they married. They are strictly looking for something “easy”. And the biggest indicator of an easy slam piece, is a fat chick.

This article is absolutely ridiculous.

Why does not wanting to fuck a fat person have to be for reasons like you “don’t want the stigma to rub off on you,” or because you don’t like your own body, or because the media says it’s “not cool”? There is nothing wrong with not wanting to bang a fat person because you simply aren’t attracted to fat people, or…

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Agreed, whether she was kidding or not, either way, it wasn’t funny.

Yeah I thought that was odd too. I find that usually it’s older people who are the fussiest about getting it right, if they text at all.

If someone driving me told me they wanted to die as soon as possible, I’d jump right on out of that car.

yup, i gotta chime in and agree. i’ve encountered him at many social functions and he is sweet, funny, really seems to care about the people he works with. he remembers the names of the crew people and treats them like humans. he holds doors and makes sure drunken friends don’t try to get home alone in NYC and is just…

MATT IS THAT YOU

I can verify he is absolutely wonderful in person, everything his PR wants you to believe, but maybe even a little sillier. #livinginLAisweird

Reynolds, much like January Jones before him, has successfully tweeted/IGd his way into my heart. I had no idea either were remotely likable.

Yeah, he’s one of those guys in the office you like, but you also know not to get drunk with or pal around with too much because you’re 80% certain he’s one rejected advance away from talking about “bitches” and “females.”

*Goes to mailbox*

So close to returning to this classic look:

I dunno... these button up high waisted skirts are super cute and flattering.

OK, not saying that smearing shit on people’s doors is OK, but seriously, folks. PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG. It’s an entirely reasonable expectation. Nobody else gives a fuck about your stupid dog, and no one wants to look at/step in its shit near the entrance to their home. Don’t be part of the problem.