Your dedication is admirable.

It’s not. It’s funny that Minaj is getting so much admiration in this thread; she must be 95% plastic.

I would fuck Rebel Wilson and kill the other 2. FUCK ALL YOU HATERZ

Kill. This is how the game works, right?

I would fuck and marry Legend and kill Tyga and Bieber.

I believe she’s had it surgically altered. Fillers, not implants I think.

TBH it’s one of the few times I haven’t found Bieber to look completely ridiculous. John Legend kills it as always. That is one handsome, dapper man.

She wins best dress of the night. Hands down.

It reminds me a lot of Beyonce’s Met Gala dress, but WHO CARES, Nicki is one of a kind and she looks hot as helllllll.

BRB, gonna make some ‘murderer’ pins. And then if a man still comes home with me and I murder him it’ll be his fault, right? I mean - I advertised. I don’t have to go to prison now?

“Oh, come on! That’s just silly. If I’m walking around and I’m very modestly dressed and I’m keeping to myself and someone attacks me, then I’d say that’s his fault. But if I’m being very lairy and putting it about and being provocative, then you are enticing someone who’s already unhinged — don’t do that. Come on!…

Chrissy Hynde, I doubt you’re reading this, but...it wasn’t your fault.

I live in Portland, and I walk to wherever I go when I can’t bike. I spend most of my time avoiding poop of one variety or another. There is no one Portland Pooper. They are Legion.

I recognize you from Criminal Minds. Boss Profiler.

While I hope she doesn’t have any more serious medical problems, two is the most children people should have anyway.

I'ma quote Louis CK from his latest Rolling Stone interview: ""Crack whore" were not my words. I don't think there's anything meaner you could call somebody. "Whore" is a really mean word for a prostitute, it's derogative. I made no judgement on that woman." I have no interest in being a prostitute or a stripper, but…

There's also a huge amount of personal bias in this stuff. I've had a lot of partners. Like a very high number. My break up strategy is less Ben&Jerry and more- Ben Monday night and Jerry Tuesday night. I don't think of myself as a slut- but I know there are literally billions of women on the planet who would think…