OMG! I can believe this has occurred. Putting two very (this is a superficial assessment on my part and I’m stepping out of character to say this) superficial people into a very public and superficial staged venue such like this show and then encouraging them to superficially declare their deep superficial love for…

OMG! Grow the fuck UP! MOVE ON! You are no longer a child!

Great Britain’s filling the role of the world’s most prominent cultural colonial power is a difficult road to hoe. Trooping the Colour is part of that hoeing. The more savage parts of our globe (Canada, United States, India and a handful of really badly run Club Meds for example ) under British cultural administrative…

I’m sorry was this an unfortunate traffic accident or a radical muslim attack aimed at innocent people? Seriously WTF is wrong with our thinking.

“sounds like an extremely inappropriate assault” Bad writing or bad thinking, it’s hard to tell.

Mathers without support, masking tape, CGI help, team of trained photographers and carefully crafted positioning might look similar to her victim. She Mathers is human like the rest of us and, honestly, has a physique that could look like an under set blancmange if given the right circumstances. I really wonder when…

It his collection of 40,000 Invicta Watches (he has a solid gold Invicta Sea Penis and a Titanium Squid Diver Mach II with diamond pave accents for example) that are really behind his financial problems. For example a collector’s Ocean Enema Limited Edition with interchangeable straps will set you back $398.00 on…

Did not see that coming. Next in line Coach, MK, GAP, Anthropology etc. ....Why shop for anything that costs a $1.00 when you can find something that kinda looks like that thing for $1.00 that costs $.10? Most of the 7 billion people on this plant spend their waking hours festooned in nothing more than a dirty…

I would have immediately called corporate on this. 

“NO ONE called an ambulance, and Wood caught an Uber to the hospital where she received more than 50 surgical staples. Now Wood is suing for unspecified damages” Oh MY GOD! This is America in a nutshell. No one called an ambulance because they were too into their own shit to notice anything around them other than…

So like this story is very sad and all and even “troubling” needless to say. But I have to travel literally 8 blocks tomorrow to work (I know work tomorrow! Tomorrow is like MLK day or something but my boss is a real bitch) and I really need to focus on my event planning launch for next week and I typically do that…

Honesty (and perhaps that’s not the exact word here) helps with the healing, it really does. I don’t think anyone who has been is this situation, who has gone through the long and extremely painful process of recovering from an abusive situation, would disagree with that principle. Abusers and abuse need darkness,…

My pet octopus, Mr. Inkwell, was a shelter octopus rescued from a children’s “Petting Zoo” in Oklahoma. At first he wouldn’t come out of his the old shoe at the bottom of his tank in our living room. But after some TLC he’s now not only part of the family, but can change the channels on the TV using the remote, flush…

So what. My friend is Japanese, JAPANESE and has lived here for 8 years and EVERY TIME she reenters the United States, EVERY TIME (since 9/11) she has been detained for an average of one to two hours. So what. We think this is new. Obama/Biden, Bush/Man In the Yellow Hat, Trump/Pence it’s the same. Tell you what pack…

Sadly it is impossible for us to have a rational and calm discussion around what is good versus bad policing and making meaningful comparisons not only among various police departments but how cities manage their societies. So instead we have to repeat the following mantra over and over “black lives matter, the…

So I blame all of this on Hillary Clinton (not Anthony’s genital exposing ways mind you) but forcing Huma and Weiner together against Huma’s initial GOOD FUCKING judgement. For this I can never forgive Hillary. Just because Hillary enabled and stayed with such a person is no reason for her to inflict such a life upon…

I served in Vietnam along side Richard Blumenthal, he was 7 years old at the time BTW- or a fetus, but he was a brave soldier, a valiant fighter and a good buddy. I can’t possibly imagine him a member of the KKK, but Blumenthal could imagine that or anything else for that matter! Plus how would Jeff Sessions know or…

What type of screening process is in place?

It is worse.

I can’t process this right now, I really am not equipped with the ability. Imagine being 14 and adopted and then faced with that at the end of your short life. I absolutely can not conceive of this.