I always knew there'd come a day when the Cartels went too far.

Sometimes people act like I'm a fanatic for never, ever giving any of my pets anything made in China, but this shit happens way too often. I do not myself ingest or use products from that region (wherever possible) so I wouldn't give it to them either.

Or JUST like us. I did the same thing to create hype for my birthday party.

Glad...to be...of service?

I thank you, though my penis has a frowny face now.

I tried replacing pronouns with their gendered-opposite and re-reading it, and found it just as revolting.

I feel... so... objectified.

This is awful. Is this what women feel like all the time?

Quite true, but I'm hard pressed to think of a popular publication that condones and advises that practice in the manner that Cosmo has.

LOL "brakes like an X car" and "kevorkianesque". You know these are on here because they were used in a report at some point.

Here's the worst part:

Going to the homes of girls you go to school with to deliver a letter telling them they need to report for a vaginal inspection is fucking creepy as all hell.

i'm 27. a few weeks ago i went car shopping with my mom and the saleslady asked me if i went to the local high school. i was mostly offended. i feel like we should have gotten a discount.