I have yet to see the Lego movie. I know. I'm a tad behind :(

Hell yes! Just posted above. I know it's going to be a long day when my brain is concocting stories about one woman being attacked by a bear and a moose..... Was actually hoping to see some video action. In all seriousness, I'm glad everyone survived — especially the woman attacked by the nude fucker.

I must be tired, thinking the story title read:

No way! He's too awesome for tv. But he needs to make up his mind about the whole glasses thing. Just wear them or don't, dammit!

Yes to Bill Nye!

Agreed. They've been ruining my ability to make raspberry mojitos. A lime here is going for ~$2 (oh, Canada).

Since hearing the bands cover of Duck Tales, I have been waiting for this one All. My. Life.

Did you tip off the paps too?

I would agree. You're being trolled.

My two personal favourites were; Asphyxiation & suffocating. Really?

Sounds like GM's Thesaurus for Company Corruption — Employee Lingo ED.

. . . . Lol. Me neither.

I thought that's what porn was for, no?

I'm sure I could turn that frown upside down but, for now, I guess I'll just have to use my super-duper nerdy powers ; )

But, in addition to replacing gender appropriate pronouns, did you try replacing the image from that of a nerdy male to a nerdy female?

Well....just the women who read Cosmo (if that narrows it down).

I really don't need articles like this to hate my own species, just life experiences. Pure joy.