People in Florida and Alabama. :|

Ugh, I just don't know why girls feel like they have to go on SEXY genocides these days. Why can't people show a little class and have a tasteful modest genocide?

Online dating worked out well for me, but my wife wasn't as lucky.

we had a lot of calls in the office and people thought that that actually was me in the skit.

I was, in fact, just doubting myself. Somehow, now I am not. Thanks TyTy! You crazy, girl!

Were the people who read Amanda Bynes' mind and stole her privacy ugly by chance?

Josh Groban, I don't know who you are, but I think it's illegal to keep Muppets as pets.