I have to be honest, some of the amounts donated by the NRA are SHOCKINGLY low in terms of buying policy. Over the weekend, https://twitter.com/igorvolsky was tweeting the amounts each Republican “thoughts and prayers” congressperson received from the NRA and some of them were like a couple thousand dollars.

Couldn’t agree more. THe long lines are a pain in the ass, but if they were at least consistent I could deal with it. The fact that i wait 90 minutes one day, 5 the next? Makes planning a real bitch.

Yeah, it is a lot more civilized to leave your shoes and jacket on, but I’ve seen the pre-check line take just long - and even had them close it with people waiting so they had to go to the back of the regular line.

I do make $100k/year and I support him. I dont want anything for free (except free Uber rides like that guy in Funbag lucked into) but I would appreciate it if roads and bridges were maintained/improved.

“I can provide the dong pictures!" -Jared

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.

Mesa Police announced that nobody else in the yearbook photo wanted to press charges against Osborn

Good ridance, you terrible person. You were absolutely shit as the head of HP. You forced children to take part in your anti-choice propoganda, kids who just happened to be at the same museum you were but there for a field trip that had nothing to do with your farce of a presidential campaign.

I have never worked at an office where this would not apply.

Novak: Are you able to express yourself without use of the F-bomb?

I wonder if Fred Armisen hi-jacking a plane will affect Portlandia?

Can we stop calling every damn picture a selfie? Unless you are physically taking a picture of yourself, it is just a photo.

Has society become so desensitized to such things now, that we treat it as a fun tourist photo event?

“I have no idea why he took the selfie,” his roommate told the Daily Mail. “But I imagine he probably volunteered to take it as he’s not afraid to shy away from anything a fucking idiot.”

Isn’t calling someone a pussy online the actual definition of a pussy?

OK..3 things.

I can understand how some people might mistake that for Satan, but that is clearly the archangel Gabriel’s cat named Snickers that jumped on the food image transmitter.

What about putting your vehicle unsafely close to another at a high rate of speed? Who is actually causing the dangerous situation?

I just can’t fathom a world where the front driver who flashed their brakes is held responsible for the rear driver’s inability to maintain control of their vehicle. They didn’t contact, so everything that happened is completely the fault of the rear driver. The same thing would have happened if a deer ran out in…