I have to be honest, some of the amounts donated by the NRA are SHOCKINGLY low in terms of buying policy. Over the weekend, https://twitter.com/igorvolsky was tweeting the amounts each Republican “thoughts and prayers” congressperson received from the NRA and some of them were like a couple thousand dollars.

I do make $100k/year and I support him. I dont want anything for free (except free Uber rides like that guy in Funbag lucked into) but I would appreciate it if roads and bridges were maintained/improved.

“I can provide the dong pictures!" -Jared

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.

Mesa Police announced that nobody else in the yearbook photo wanted to press charges against Osborn

Good ridance, you terrible person. You were absolutely shit as the head of HP. You forced children to take part in your anti-choice propoganda, kids who just happened to be at the same museum you were but there for a field trip that had nothing to do with your farce of a presidential campaign.

I have never worked at an office where this would not apply.

I can understand how some people might mistake that for Satan, but that is clearly the archangel Gabriel’s cat named Snickers that jumped on the food image transmitter.

What about putting your vehicle unsafely close to another at a high rate of speed? Who is actually causing the dangerous situation?

I just can’t fathom a world where the front driver who flashed their brakes is held responsible for the rear driver’s inability to maintain control of their vehicle. They didn’t contact, so everything that happened is completely the fault of the rear driver. The same thing would have happened if a deer ran out in…

Am I a bad person for immediately thinking conspiracy theory? I mean, lots of people have to have thought that for at least a second, right?

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

anyone who posts videos of themselves online is pretty much a massive, narsacistic douche by definition.

Thankfully the Iranian Revolutionary Guards are far more peaceable and level headed than your average American police force.

To sum up:

In fairness, my zoo membership also functions as my gym membership (lots of walking) and my “dear God, let me out of the house to see some sunlight” pass.

You hit the nail on the head with the “lifestyle childhood” bullshit that goes on. I really had to swim against the tide in order not to get caught up in it when my kids were little. Obviously when the kids are tiny and constantly trying to kill themselves, it’s hard to relax and have free time because you do have to…

Beautiful response!