Am I a bad person for immediately thinking conspiracy theory? I mean, lots of people have to have thought that for at least a second, right?

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

anyone who posts videos of themselves online is pretty much a massive, narsacistic douche by definition.

confusing inner structures

It’s just a trick that reporters haven’t figured out yet... China calls it a shopping mall so the US doesn’t suspect anything, but really the Chinese military are doing practice runs on how to take over the Pentagon. It makes perfect sense. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was an underground base beneath it with…

In the US, that’s the first place you go when shopping for unstable regimes. :D

Goddammit, the J.C. Penney has to be around here somewhere.

Thankfully the Iranian Revolutionary Guards are far more peaceable and level headed than your average American police force.

To sum up:

Remember when his father first saw automatic checking technology at a supermarket campaign appearance? After it had been out for about 6-7 years?

In fairness, my zoo membership also functions as my gym membership (lots of walking) and my “dear God, let me out of the house to see some sunlight” pass.

You hit the nail on the head with the “lifestyle childhood” bullshit that goes on. I really had to swim against the tide in order not to get caught up in it when my kids were little. Obviously when the kids are tiny and constantly trying to kill themselves, it’s hard to relax and have free time because you do have to…

That completely changes my whole viewpoint of that cheesy commercial now.

A farmer friend of mine is out to me and he uses FarmersOnly.com . I thought it was for str8 country people until he showed me the MforM list. I recognized 2 guys I knew from the redneck bar I hang out in.

You’re kidding, right? Country folk work hard and play hard, and they need places to drink. I live outside of Sioux Falls and there are clubs, bars, and ‘casinos’ everywhere, even in the smallest towns.

Beautiful response!

NOOO! I always thought Quakers were somewhat reasonable as far as christians go. Mind blown.

When my ex’s mom died, the church leaders came to my ex’s dad asking for their portion of the mother’s life insurance

When you are spurned so thoroughly by an institution in which you have placed so much of yourself, it can break you to the extent that you lose your beliefs.