I really miss the time of No Bodysnarking. Those were Good Times.

mushrooms = nope.

Miley's headed down a dangerous drug. You can easily OD from just two marijuanas.

Reminds me of Saartjie Baartman a bit - women of colour's bodies treated as curios and exoticised/fetishised rather than as standards of beauty.

That is truly depressing. It's all I can do not to post a reply "I hope your kids put you in a home someday, bitch."

Was hoping for a twist ending.

After following this story and all its twists and turns I really think it basically comes down to "oh college freshmen" *knowing look*

You're a prominent commenter on Jezebel and I usually enjoy what you have to say, so reading this from you, and realizing its not a joke, is a definite bummer.

I've been drinking and the article made perfect sense to me.

The worst part is, I actually like the skirt. I would probably wear leggings or at least boy shorts with it (depending on weather) but what I would not do it wear it with just panties and then bend over like that.

Reduced CALORIE option. Soda doesn't have fat and neither do Slurpees

Team #leggingsaspants 4eva

I had morphine at the hospital — it made me puke, have terrifying hallucinations, and I felt almost no pain relief! Fuck opium.

Shrooms were fun and made me feel like I wanted to dance around the world. Opium made me feel like my body was made of cement and that my stomach was full of sadness. No thanks.

FEMINIST HIVEMIND!

They missed a perfect opportunity to see if belugas really do like Raffi.

She's not quite old enough to be entertained by the puppets and normally just sort of has to be walked with/talked with/changed positions with until she either falls asleep or poops.

One interpretation of Frost's The Road Not Taken is that it's not about forging your own path, but about how people believe they're in charge of their own destinies, and seek to validate their own decisions as the right ones. (Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—/I took the one less traveled by/And that has made all…