Ugh they're not even cute. And even if they don't attack people they attack other dogs. There are so many pits in my neighborhood and they all scare the shit out of my dog by running up to the edge of their yard, barking and snarling.

CPS should at least do a welfare check on the child. They are more than likely already investigating the daycare (which they do everytime theres an incident such as this...they investigate everytime we have to bring a child to urgent care or the ER)

There was a daycare center near my friends house called "britches and bows" which we couldn't say without thinking "bitches and hoes"

Here in WA, if you're 40 minutes late for picking up your child with no communication (after daycare hours that is), then CPS is called and you're charged with child abandonment. I know this as the closing teacher for a daycare.

goddammit I had this idea wen I was super stoned just a few days ago.

I hear you can overdose from just 2 marijuanas

Move to washington where you can buy liquor from the gas station. Or walmart, or costco.

No I get it! Like they're cute! Babies are cute! It doesn't have to be sexual!

I was in high school. I hadn't been smoking for that long at the time so I decided to smoke 8 bowls with my friend and her brother in a sitting. I was on her patio smoking a cigarette afterwards and being super high and also being on antibiotics for a uti made me randomly vomit all over her patio. Her brother washed…

How about my job as a "daycare worker" Oh wait, were all tired and haggard with back problems cause toddlers are assholes.

I'm probably going to hate myself for knowing this but no Imogen got in trouble for not wearing a bra at all so she protested by wearing a bra over her shirt and dressing as a nun. Anyway, she got the dress code revised, after finding out that a bunch of niners wanted to change the dress code in order to dress in a…

Aww. I have a cat and a dog too, what does that say about me? Honestly, I think being a dog person indicates a more nuturing personality because dogs are higher maintenance and more responsibility.

Idk about if I'm fucking paranoid but the city where I live (my neighborhood in particular) has a HUGE meth problem so I'm not so worried about a stranger coming out of the bushes to rape me but maybe I'm a little worried about some tweaker trying to fucking mug me so they can get high. Which happens. All the time.…

I was once told at work that I couldn't show my shoulders, not because it was against dress code, but because a parent was bothered by my shoulders specifically (I'm by far the youngest worker there). I bitched about how I'm being singled out so now we were uniform t-shirts

Hell yeah she was. 1) It's awful to go into a strip club and not tip. For some reason guys feel like these strippers are just doing it for free. No. It's actually how they pay their rent and 2) If you feel that these clubs are "sinful" why are you there?!

my sister is a stripper and once got tipped with one of those fake bible dollars disguised as a Benjamin. That guy got thrown out.

I believe the Atlanta airport does have something like that, my bf was looking into it because we a long layover there this last december. He said the price is fucking ridiculous though.

If I was a boy, my dad wanted me to be named "Nigol" which sounds like the name of a British butler. Now at the time, back in 1993, my brother had a thing for troll dolls and begged my mom for months until I was born to name me "Troll."

I was thinking "What if I didn't like the perfume?!" like, is there variety in what you choose?

Oh I would go there EVERY weekend morning, smoking a J on the way there.