carltonmaxwell
Carlton Maxwell
carltonmaxwell

It's just another thing for internet car people to complain about.

I need two Advil after trying to keep up with the camera all over the place. It’s 2016 - figure it out! Poor video is the new poor proof reading.

Uggg. Hate to pile on, but this was a perfect candidate for near-realtime. Any halfway decent phone from even 3-4 years ago could have recorded this much better and uploaded it reasonably quick over wi-fi or 4G. There was no need for “breaking news” here—even unedited footage right after the fact would have been a lot

Serious question - you don’t button those buttons? You just walk around with your collar flopping around in front of God and everybody?

Wait, there's a debate on whether to button an Oxford shirt collar?

Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

They also failed miserably at marketing it. They are calling the system “auto-pilot”. Which it is not.

Tesla is failing at foreseeable events and is blaming the customer. It is very foreseeable that people will take their hands off the wheel for extended periods of time, I don’t care what EUA states.

Being in the seat and prepared to take over the controls is different than what Tesla is offering. Tesla’s version basically requires you to be driving but with your hands and feet hovering over the controls.

They will play hockey all night if need be, even after the ice starts to melt. They will play baseball all night if need be, even after the center fielder is forced to step in as pitcher. They will play basketball all night if need be, even after the fans leave to beat the morning’s rush hour traffic. They will play

Yeah. This is dumb.

Dom was diagnosed at 40, and his dad and grandpa both died from diabetes complication. So, yeah, this ain’t quite right.

You're pathetic. Male feminist. Go get pegged you underemployed cunt.

I’ve always said, “Goals change games."

There have been two of those in the Champions League since 2011, the Euros starting in 2012, and the World Cup starting in 2014. I don’t know why that system isn’t implemented everywhere, but obviously most leagues don’t find that the benefit outweighs the cost, and risk, of having those extra officials.

Jesus Christ, didn’t we discuss this last week?

Total bullshit....

Joe Buck does not need to be a Pro Golf commentator.

If you’re looking for valid arguments from socialists...on DEADSPIN of all places, you’re going to be very disappointed.