Yes, because the rules of football are so straightforward.

Harp. No one likes the sound of the harp. And people who claim to like it think they do because of its association with pretentious shit (and heaven, which is also pretentious).

Yea, a gift. He was to pay FMV for the block, and build a new road next to it. Let us not forget, sir, these noble council folk just paid $1 million plus $2 million a year in upkeep for a bike share program that had 1300 members. Facts. They be your friend.

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

I mean, how else are you going to find Jesus and redemption? Gotta start somewhere.

Can’t wait for the ESPN 30 For 30 about how this will empower and strengthen Ray Lewis and his family.

So then it’s ok to bump someone while he’s passing you too? And just basically if someone is able to run into you they can? Why not just bump the competing race car with your trailer truck in the pits and have everything settled even before the race?

I’m completely at a loss here. Is this some crazy version of motor racing, or am I being Punk’d? Why the hell would it be allowed to bump someone to get them out of your way and slow them down? WTF is this?

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

So he kept backing up after his back contacting the net because?

The net does not get dislodged by nothing. Nobody pushed the goalie into the net. He backed into the net when he felt a shot on his neck and ended up putting the shot in net and dislodging the net. Should the goal be disallowed there should have been a…

Her crime was running in the street and telling a cop to F off after being asked not to. You don’t get to ignore cops when you don’t feel like obeying the law. That’s not how a functioning society works.

The politics of all of these guys are hard to peg; it’s not really fair to label Haggard as a “regressive redneck.” Haggard wrote jingoistic flag waving songs but also wrote a shit ton of songs from the perspective of the prisoner or the poor person who conservatives would rather forget. Same with Cash, who wrote…

“Non-perfect man that I didn’t totally agree with dies, seems like a great time to tell him to fuck himself.”

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

God forbid we interrupt the 400 posts on the Tesla 3

Didn’t the Jezebel mash-up end yesterday?

Is this a real opinion or is the joke that you know the reputations of d-league refs?

People getting “butt” hurt over nothing, again...

LPT: Don’t base your entire online persona around a slang word for feces.