Tried to get the in my area, but had no luck! If I ever get my hands on them, I’ll add them to this list. 

But that Ramen is not all you are going to eat today and it got you nearly 3/4 of the recommended 2300mg.

I have this DELICIOUS Indian snack mix from Nuts.com (LOVE them) and it’s crunchy and spicy and low carb - and has 330mg of sodium per ounce.

My buddy loves Impossible burgers because he says the smell and texture and taste reminds him of those shitty square hamburgers he had at school as a kid. 

Our district served soy burgers. This was the 60s and 70s, so they weren’t even close to the better quality ones of today.

Oh man, I totally forgot about American chop suey. I used to gobble that up at both school and the Greek diner we would go to regularly for dinner. Such a bizarre name for something that has nothing to do with Chinese food. 

It's true. But you don't just find straight up chocolate bars on the shelf. It's always Reese's, or Whatchamacalit, or other combinations that they don't make over here. Often involving peanut butter. Why they don't just make their own peanut butter and stick it into superior chocolate is beyond my grasp.

I don’t knock astrology as a hobby

Cyberpunk 2077 for PC is and was one of the best GTA-likes ever made. If you didn’t ride the hype train you fucking loved it. Going in with zero expectations I felt like a cyber-warrior-god with a story more interesting than any of it’s competitors. You didn’t have to be a slobbering CDPR fanboy to know the game was…

“I choose to remove myself from criticism, while still earning money from any new Freddy’s games that come out. Conveniently, since I won’t be the public face anymore, many who might have hesitated to buy them will decide that this makes it fine to again. Even though I’ll still get the money and almost certainly still…

You forgot one...hospital coffee. I wasn’t a coffee drinker until the night of December 13th, 2004. I dabbled in the occasional coffee featured beverage or would substitute a cappuccino for coffee with lots of cream and sugar.

It is the packets that are facing manufacturing bottlenecks. There is still ample supply of the actual goo you slather on the dead birds and fried potato carcasses. You can buy bottles online or at most major grocery stores in the US.

Nearly every initial press account of this incident- which was based on the secondhand accounts of family members- was completely contradicted by the bodycam footage. Heres a picture of the dead girl about to plunge a six inch knife into the woman in pink

Several cards fell to the bottom of the bay -- the ones that supported V-Sink.

The thieves used fake names, but would be captured when the cops turned on anti-aliasing.

Q. What kind of driver do you need for a boatload of stolen graphics cards?

The fleeing smugglers needed special safety harnesses -- because of the GeForces.

I have no idea how Fallon and his near complete lack of talent (I’ll give him credit for a stupid grin and fake failing at things) has anything resembling a career or fan following. He’s not entertaining or charming.

I mean, pretty much everything about Jimmy Fallon is terrible, so this is absolutely no surprise.