Might be good in a chex mix, but I sure as hell wouldn’t eat it in milk. 

Twitch HQ was ashamed when Marie Kondo visited.

I don’t understand Twitch. It’s like someone opened a garbage store, then one day decided, “I can’t have all this trash lying around here!”

Fun fact: possession of one of those is a Federal crime because you are misusing the Department of Justice Logo.  

I can give her the equivalent value in thoughts and prayers.

She’s probably a cop’s wife.

Where was he buried? I got a shovel, you can get an ancestry.com kit. We’ll solve this thing tonight at midnight.

Why can’t Beethoven be black? Alexandre Dumas was and people didn’t lose their damn minds!

Fuck this headline. I love it.

The ease of peeling is related to the age of the egg. The older, the easier. 

Yup, spatchcocking is by far my favorite way to cook a whole chicken. More of the crispy, less of the soggy. I always do a brine too of some sort and this one definitely looks like a worthy one to knock out.

obligatory virginia mayo pictures

Ahhh, so Shrimp Stick is bad. My ex’s nickname for me makes so much more sense now.

I’m confused, the video clearly shows him get shot running back into the house then falling/dying in the kitchen. Are you saying they dragged his body back out to the street for 12 hours??

It is odd to me that Subway franchises foot longs can sustain a $5 price. I pay the same money (7/8) at other sub shops for a 100% better sub (with more meat). Why can’t a giant corporation can’t have cheaper prices for a lower quality/quantity sub?

Send me pictures if you make it!

Stop using Facebook.

I wouldn’t have thought it possible, but this seems even dumber and less interesting than bitmojis.

Then kill the ashes again.

Check out Steve1989MREInfo on youtube. He’s awesome. He buys MRE’s from previous wars and opens and eats (if safe) the contents. I watched one yesterday where he ate a bit of British emergency ration from the Second Boer War (1898-1902). He only ate the concentrated beef, not the chocolate powder. It’s wild how long…