He's eating spaghetti and ground glass in the ether-world, now. RIP

Chains restaurants suck in general, I'm glad they aren't trying so hard to pretend that bland crap is "Italian".

Stop fucking with my childhood, Hollywood, or I will sick the Viper on your asses.

Well… I guess I could call her mommy? I'm not really into that, tho…

Thank you.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that was the best shits evah omagerd!

Seems harmless enough, and yeah, all he's got is time and dough to spare.

FACE OFF!

Tell me something visualAIDS, you ever seen a terminator drink a glass of water?

You're in luck, Artpop is in stores now.

My mom says I sing real pretty.

Thanks Obama!

I really like Emmy Rossum's album, she has a beautiful voice, but I guess it's easy to write off a side project from an artist not firstly associated with music. Especially if you really didn't give the album a good listen.

Carrie Brownstein is a middle aged milf, dear sir.

Morrissey read by Morrissey. Did anybody else remember that Spinal Tap outtake when they read that?

Exactly! A second shower afterwards doesn't hurt, either.

know 3, maybe 4 of these. I can't decide if I'm proud or just old.

Suddenly?

It's really interesting to me how music hits people's ears differently. When I listened to Yeezus, I was mostly bored. My reaction was basically, is that it? What's the big deal? On Sight was pretty good.

I think you may be expecting too much, aluchko. This is a pulpy, cartoon-y horror show based a comic book. Comic books are retarded. Realism isn't really the point of this sort of show.