Yeah, I kind of find his bizarro artist schtick adorable and, dear god, I hope for his sake it is schtick and nothing more.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A MINERAL

Why wait for the funeral? I could have this arranged in one hour. Just shit and piss all over Pepsi Jr.

Popcorn!

Might fine writing, marvelous in its tomfoolery, but I kinda wish O'Neal had gotten his damn dirty paws on this story. Nuts to you!

I see I got a little confused about which was restored for blu-ray. I definitely need to check that out, I like Conquest even more than the original.

That does sound more promising that the version of Battle that was released (I've seen the version included in the box set, which I'm assuming is different from the blu-ray) but I think what hurts Battle more than anything is the obvious budgetary cuts. Each movie in that series had a smaller budget than the one…

As Lou said during his performance of "I Wanna Be Black" on Live: Take No Prisoners - "So what's wrong with cheap jokes, man? I never said I was tasteful."

I'm totally on board with this. I'll also throw in a suggestion for the The Planet of the Apes series. The original series was great, especially the dystopic fourth movie (and it all came to a sad, grinding halt with the fifth).

It may be crap but it's oddly compelling crap. I've probably seen it more than any of the others, just trying to figure out what the hell it's all about.

You should end your questions with a question mark. That's what my kindergarten teacher taught me.

Beautiful and touching. I wish her well in her mourning.

Ash is getting old. "Say hello to my WALKING STICK" old.

2 Evil 2 Die 2: Evil Boogaloo

All these remakes are swallowing my soul.

You're no fun.

But it's a seaman cemetery! Um, for the pets of seaman. Sesame sea-pets. I have no idea what I am trying to say. Bless you dayquil.

I IMDB'd her after watching the movie this morning, because I woke up at 4:30 and what else am I gonna do - she was 20 and 23, and yep, even for 20 she had a very mature face - but she certainly aged gracefully.

I've been working on a horror script with a friend of mine, just tossing ideas back and forth, and you guys have me convinced: The first shall be set in space, and we'll bring our villain to earth, oh, 7 sequels in. Horror cliche: inverted!

Interacting with people is bound to be just as disappointing.