Yup, I'm in Austin. Cold Stone Creamery also does that, but they sing and dance like retards while they do it. The Amy's employees actually seem happy to be there in a chill, not-phony way.

Andrew Zimmern says whale vagina tastes "mineraly".

Are you a Taco Bell spokesperson?

I don't know if they're a national chain but Amy's ice cream has a great Guiness beer-flavored ice cream that I recommend. I've had lavender-and-chai flavor and that was pretty good.

Jesus, we're talking about herbs on an article about Anchorman and ice cream. How did this happen, what has become of this life?

I liked Anchorman and Stepbrothers but I think that's it.

I bought some and I have no idea what to do with it.

Parsley doesn't taste like anything, really, unless you get a fancy strain. Cilantro can be too earthy but you just can't make a good pico de gallo or guacamole without it. Can we all come together and agree that basil is awesome?

All smiles, no teeth!

It's the kind of comedy I usually avoid, but I thought it was entertaining.

Nougat With Attitude? I don't think I'm doing this right.

You're no fun.

Tastes like empowerment.

I love pint.

All electronic music got started in the classical world, in the 20s and 30s but got really interesting in the 50s/60s. If you're interested check out OHM: Early Gurus of Electronic Music. It's a good compilation for people who aren't familiar with the weird stuff composers were getting up to in the early computer…

I have to go to bed now.

I've been burned by O'Neal. My life is complete, kill me now.

I haven't read the article and Sean must have said this all ready, but this is Showtime so was there any doubt? Homeland and Masters of Sex were guaranteed 8 seasons before they filmed pilots.

Katy is the current focus of my body envy, I can't decide if I want to fuck her or possess her. Creepy?

Seriously, that was truly juvenile bullshit on the reviewer's part.