Goodness, Sir! I can only read one book in a weekend, two if I were really trying, and that is a stretch! I cannot live up to these demands!

Exactly! This is why crime is good.

I've noticed a few Regarding Henry jokes this week at the AVC - am I the only person who really likes that movie? I can't recall exact facts, but I'm pretty sure I got weepy watching it.

wrong

I sorta like it.

I've got a fever, see? And the only that can cure it is more JOHNSON!

Would that be color or black & white?

The Third Man is pretty good, but it's the only one I've seen other than Kane.

Christmas in August?

Mint is my signature!

who is joshua? I guess I can't even pay enough attention to know people's names this season

Well I think this is working itself into the most intense, thrilling season yet of this incredible prestige drama.
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Jesus, I don't even have the energy for more sarcasm after watching this slog… Dexter, you will not be missed.

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!

WINNING.

The AV Club

Norman Reedus has a history working as a fashion model and he strikes me as very metrosexual in real life, perhaps even bi.. either way I don't care because he's the best part of the show and I would not complain if he landed a big ole kiss on me.

But but but but but - they're blick!

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus I adore your zombie geekdom, and I would like the url to your blog.

Applause for the reference, but she is well over 18, Chris.

AW HELL NAW