Who else read this in Daniel Stern's voice?

What's more disturbing, MLP porn or lolicon?

No that's every Mimi Rogers movie. God bless that woman.

God, this movie is so hilarious. Every time I watch it I laugh my ass off. Van Sant's best? Probably. A real hoot!

But the hat is a dead give-away!

Indeed.

She looks like a lesbian circa 1995. Ironic?

Yes, his voice is pleasant enough. I'm just one of those cranky old fucks. I still half-think that doing commercials is "being a whore on Satan's scaly cock."

His parents were Thunder and Lightning.

Is this the kid from that movie about people running out of time? Pfffft. It's so annoying when actors decide they can just record a vanity project and think POOF you're a recording artist now.
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At least if Krasinsky hadn't been cast, I wouldn't have to listen to his schilling of everything of the planet in every other commercial.

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I had know idea he was into making jewelry.

The possession charge is complete bullshit. The fact that it was "found" in the patrol car tells me that it was likely another arrested person's drugs or the cops planted it to make a bigger bust. The police regularly lie, so why not now? Maybe they found Bela Lugosi's Dead disrespectful and this is their revenge.…

I salt the Pam every time I watch the Office… which hasn't been in years, but I digress.

She's not attractive enough to have played Pam. There, I said it. But that aside, she has an odd kind of energy in the roles I've seen. It's a kind of pent up awkwardness that can be funny but wouldn't have been right for Beasley.

She's in a better place.

Post-Menopausal Dadonka-Donk?

I use both in a twisting motion.

I do what I want!