You read my mind. And get those damn kids off my lawn.

It's not for protection, it's for organization. You can easily look and see where something goes, or if something is missing.

Wait, you're telling me that lawyers and governments complicate things? No way, I refuse to believe that.

Sumatra is a great lightweight alternative to Adobe. And Norton is a resource hog that will never darken my PCs again.

Good thing you have a fleshlight. There may not be any light, but at least you can pleasure yourself.

VOTE: SPACESNIFFER

You said it all a whole lot nicer than I could have. I'm tired of the Jobs fellatiofest.

You can always burn papers if you don't have a shredder. I have a "burn pile" on my desk, which goes into a metal trash can to be burned later.

Lots of other countries hate us, but I love us.

My phone comes with me. If I had a tablet, I'm sure it would too.

And it will charge faster too.

I don't know about stock Android, but with CM7 you can turn the display on with the volume rocker buttons.

@Arcane: I disagree. I wouldn't want to miss it. I got a front row seat for both of my kids being born, and it was easily the greatest moments of my life.

@JosephCole: I don't get it either. I usually end up using Times New Roman if it's required for a paper, otherwise, I don't pay much attention to fonts.

@philaDLJ: It could lead to blindness.

@hahn: That was my first thought. If those guns are loaded, then your are breaking one of the cardinal rules of gun safety. Still, nice safe.

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: I'm perfectly happy with Gmail. Count me as one who is hesitant to switch. Although I probably won't even really consider switching.

@Syntax Error: Don't call a Marine a soldier. The Army has soldiers. The Marine Corps has Marines.

November is Movember for testicular cancer awareness.

@contrabassist: I've sold lots of CD's on secondspin.com. I've got $3-$5 for lots of them, others they only offer .50