If you book now, you’re guaranteed a cheese sandwich from the original festival. Act now, supplies are limited.

can I skip the line?  my dad owns a dealership. 

They’re using a paddle until the engine is fixed.  Does anyone know a mechanic?

One per wheel at least

Teddy Roosevelt almost had a Ford Bronco, not an actual bronco for the Battle of San Juan Hill.   

I was just thinking about how this would totally make up for forgetting her birthday. June 17-25??

I was just thinking about how this would totally make up for forgetting her birthday. June 17-25??

So they handled worse than they looked.  Amazing. 

there are a lot of stable geniuses to go around.  most of them don’t even know. 

If you take that to senior prom every 70 year old dentist in the tri state will want to dance with you. 

Does your mom give you guilt for not doing [insert spring equinox-based religious holiday of choice] things with the family?  

Sounds like the parking lot guys when they get my car. Just replace Boeing with Honda. 

How long did you have to wait for the tow?

Good things happening to a good person!

As I watched, I thought it was bizarre. Now, I can't stop thinking about how it's the greatest show ever.

They’re showing a lot with that summary. I hope it can still grow.

Every wall is a closet if you push hard enough

This makes sense. People will hate it. 

They really missed an opportunity when they didn’t call the X3 M the XXX

I never thought we'd hear from Courtney Stodden again. 

family that vapes together stays together.  until CPS gets involved.